Busy as I might be, I am never busy enough to overlook my favorite holiday ever -- Thanksgiving. Seriously, they give you like a four day weekend to completely overindulge? Only in America.
As my devoted readers and real people friends know, this year I was unable to be with my family, so I participated in my very first Friendsgiving. We ate, we drank, we laughed, we watched Friends' Thanksgiving episodes, we smized, we deep fried turkeys, we cut up eighty billion tomatoes, and generally had an excellent time.
So, without further ado, I present to you:
-Gossip Girl -- don't judge me, embrace it as one of the things you love about me. Xoxo.
-cheese. I am always thankful for cheese. This year, I am thankful for brie. A real good creamy brie.
-my most wonderful goofy adorable sweet sharp-as-hell boyfriend, with whom I just celebrated one full year with.
-learning about microfiber bed sheets. Best night's sleep ever.
-my incredible family clan, who are immensely strong through some tough shit. In addition, I will not say that I am thankful that they do not live in my state, but I will say that I am thankful I get to visit warmer climates from time to time.
-depositing checks into the ATM. I'm actually thankful for this every year. I hate the bank.
-incredibly talented chef friends who thank me for being a friend with free food.
-Brita's on-tap water filter. Changed my life.
-my smartphone. Who was Anniemosity before the addiction addition of the smartphone into her life? I don't remember.
-my amazingly eclectic bizarre challenging and always hilarious group of friends. You all are fucking ridiculous.
-sorry everyone, I am thankful for Kanye West.
